FANTASY MATCH UP: IF BULAN AND SIDAPA WERE YAOI HENTAI

Bulan and Sidapa

IF SIDAPA AND BULAN IS FEATURED AS YAOI HENTAI

So basically Sidapa and Bulan were old gods worshiped by the Pre-Christianized Visayas and in some parts of coastal Bicol. Their story involves all things immoral for the modern Christian or Catholic, example Pederasty. yup! you heard it right. they are a pair of Man loves a boy, and yes Homosexuality. Talk about ultra immoral right? But what if someone made them as characters in an animated porn movie, a hentai or a yaoi? would be awesome right? It would be very kinky,

Sidapa and Bulan

(sam milby and kim hye seong)

so for those who lack imagination, these would be a very nice visual aid of them a beefcake, a hunk who could make girls and gay men drool with his armpits, while Bulan is so pretty and radiant you need sunglasses when staring at this cutie pie

Sidapa the god of death was said to be tall, handsome and muscular ..(he is such a beefcake huh?) but wait! girls! he's taken lol you'd have to compete with an otherworldly beauty to get this hunk. Bulan the moon god was said to be a boy, yes a boy.. a pubescent to be exact lithe and androgynous (basically its just a fancy way of saying you can't figure out if that cute girl is actually a boy or vice-versa) so stories say he was so fair and lovely(vitamin deficient snow white teen) that even the mermaids became tame, makes me think of those Kpop idol that look like dolls.

Sidapa and Bulan

So Sidapa is most known for performing miracles just to win the heart and body of the most beautiful boy in space. such as terrifying (like a triad boss does to workers) the birds and mermaids to sing(Because Sidapa does not sing he is too badass) odes for him. Obliging the flowers to bloom and make nectar and fragrance(so Bulan would smell it and come down) also capturing starlight and giving it to the insects (talk about bribery) starlight thus making them fireflies to light the way for Bulan (just like those lights when an airplane lands lol) and lastly he is known for other not-so-important stuff like defeating the god of war and plunder(because their rivals) and (extending lives of the dying or preventing genocide and slavery by) stopping wars before they begin, and extending the lives of the dying when you pray to him.

Sidapa and Bulan

Bulan is popularly known for his nightly swims (most stories involving him taking a bath or a swim, seriously) unattainable beauty standards being fairest (i guess he's so white coz he does not go out during the day or does any sunbathing lol) and having eyes and hair as black as midnight...and for being a snob, he ignored the Bakunawa (thus the dragon swore he would eat the moon or moons). Basically, Bulan is so pretty with light skin (like a model for skin white lol) people who saw him worshiped him for it and other became dumbfounded ..such as the human eating, men drowning mermaids. He was so beautiful there is even a colony or a modern-day municipality named after him (Bulan,Sorsogon)

Girls go grab some tissue paper for your nose and Boys go grap some tissue papers for you-know-what *winks*